Paul M. Sark has hired global business consulting firm, Intellitrends 20/20, to assess a possible bid for the Presidency in 2008. The firm, co-founded by Paul M. Sark and Kip Westlake last week, has already begun conducting research into the Sark "brand.""I think they're a terrific company," Mr. Sark said. "They are so outside-of-the-box, they're scary. And let's face it," he added, "in today's post-9/7 election environment, getting out of the box is what we are all striving for."
"The Sark brand has tremendous upside," said Kip Westlake, Director of Global Branding and co-founder of Intellitrends 20/20. "Once we do a brand refresh and expunge all similarities between Paul & George W. Bush, that chair in that oval-shaped office in Washington, D.C. will be Sark's for the sitting. If he wants it, that is."
Asked if he wanted that chair in the oval-shaped office, Mr. Sark replied, "We'll let the research make that determination. But rest assured, whatever the research says, I'm still going to make up my mind in such a way that everyone will be satisfied."
Intellitrends 20/20 is a privately-held company with enormous human and material assets and is registered in the Cayman Islands under another name that might be familiar to fans of the Star Wars saga.
3 comments:
Are they too outside the box to play in Peoria? Or don't you know yet?
Thanks, Grant, for your interest.
Your question is a good one. I called my account executive at Intellitrends and put the question to him.
"More and more Peoria is a global city," he said. "And so although your message might require some tweaking to 'play' there, tax cuts and homeland security are still sure-fire winners!"
So there you have it. The universal message of peace and prosperity works everywhere!
I'm impressed the way you are able to think perfectly in line with what the research finds. Well done.
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