When I woke up on the operating table after my colonoscopy last year, it occurred to me that I hadn't heard if President Bush was having one, that day, too, or not.
Being that our lives are so extraordinarily similar, I had to believe that he had had a colonoscopy that day, too, but they kept it quiet because they didn't want to give Al Quaida an opening to invade the U.S. while our president was under the anesthetic. That could have been disastrous.
Anyway, I was pleased to hear that this time around, because things are going so well in Iraq now with the Surge, that George W. is able to take a little time off from steering of the ship of state and let Dick Cheney have a chance at the wheel for a couple hours.
My colonoscopy went really well yesterday, too. When I checked my BlackBerry after I came out of the anesthetic, I saw that not a lot had happened, which is exactly what happened when George W. came out from under his anesthetic.
Me and George W. -- can two people be any more alike?
