No Mention of NY Times Treason in Bush July 4th Proclamation; But Mine Does!

Finally! It's out!

Yes! George W. Bush released his July Fourth Proclamation three days early!

He's proactive, that George W. Bush. But so am I. I wrote mine yesterday!

And you know what? George W's proclamation uncannily similar to my July Fourth proclamation. Of course that's to be expected given the amazing similarity between my life and the life of George W. Bush. Mine's a little more topical than his maybe, but, still they're very similar.

But see for yourself: here's a selected paragraph from George W.'s proclamation, followed by one from mine:

Proclamation By George W. Bush, President: Independence Day, 2006
As we celebrate our independence, Americans can take pride in our history and look to the future with confidence. We offer our gratitude to all the American patriots, past and present, who have sought to advance freedom and lay the foundations of peace. Because of their sacrifice, this country remains a beacon of hope for all who dream of liberty and a shining example to the world of what a free people can achieve.

May God continue to bless the United States of America.

Proclamation By Paul M. Sark, Citizen, Independence Day, 2006
As we celebrate our independence, real Americans can be prideful. We offer our gratitude to American patriots, and utter contempt to liberals past and present, who have sought to stop freedom's grand march and destroy the foundations of America freedom. Because of their liberal weakness, this country's reputation had been tarnished until we conservatives came along.

Now a beacon of hope for all who dream of liberty and a shining example to the world of what a free people can achieve, I, Paul M. Sark, to counter the treasonous New York Times' reporting on security matters, do hereby outlaw all Fourth of July picnics to be given or attended by New York Times staff this July Fourth. And if they do have the nerve to have picnics, may they all burn their hands on the grill, and may they be forced to eat plain yellow mustard like the rest of America instead of that spicy Jewish stuff they like so much in New York City. If you know what I mean.

May God continue to bless the United States of America!

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