But Me & George W. are not worried about this temporary setback. We know that the American people are outraged! Really outraged! Appalled! Fearful!
George W. Bush suggested the Constitutional ban was proper and its time would eventually come. Not surprisingly, given the similarity between the lives of Me & George W.,I suggested almost exactly the same thing to my friends at McCann's Lounge tonight.
Read what George W. said, then read what I said:
PRESIDENT BUSH: "Our nation's founders set a high bar for amending our Constitution and history has shown us that it can take several tries before an amendment builds the two-thirds support it needs in both houses of Congress.''
PAUL M. SARK: "History – I'm thinking of Prohibition here – has shown us that banning bad habits – like homosexuality -- can take several tries before the American people and their duly elected representatives are able to stem the tide of Godless liberal socialist Darwinist degeneracy."
You see, Me & George W. know that nothing makes God and the American people madder than gay people drinking and having perverted sex.
Unless it's gays getting married and getting the same marriage tax break from activist liberal judges that man/woman marriages get.
Or illegal immigrants getting drunk and having scads of bastard kids on welfare that real Americans have to foot the bill for.
Or gay illegal immigrants who want real Americans to pay their college tuition so they can become gay liberal professors and prey on American youth, and who at the same time agitate to change the national language from English to Spanish!
That's why a Constiutional amendment supporting non-gay marriage is critical to keeping America safe, strong, sober, and straight. God bless American freedom!
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6 comments:
and God bless YOU and George W. Bush!
A friend of mine thought of a good question: What does God think of straight men drinking and then, just accidentally, having gay sex one time? And it probably still wouldn't be a big deal if it happened a second time totally unexpectedly, right?
Well, I definitely don't think that God would destroy them like Sodom and Gomorrah, so that's a start.
You go, George W. and Paul M. Sark! Let's get back to our puritanical roots ... except for the rich, of course.
Grant,
There is no such thing as a straight man who accidentally has gay sex. No really straight man, no matter how drunk, would ever allow that to happen. If he did, he's always been gay.
Me & George W. know it's a black/white, good/evil, God/Satan, gay/straight world.
And we like it that way!
Speaking of God blessing George W., this guy lived down the street from me before I got the hell out of Arkansas:
http://www.jenningsosbornefamily.com/mainframe.html
The photo doesn't really do it justice, but the lights were huge, bigger than a billboard and right in front of his house, which faces a main road. Then he bought the neighbor's house when they complained and put the other flag up (with the eagle).
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