Saturday, June 10, 2006

Zarqawi Killed But Gay Marriage Still Stands

By now the whole world knows that last week, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the mastermind behind hundreds of bombings, kidnappings and beheadings in Iraq, was killed early Wednesday by a U.S. airstrike north of Baghdad.


But what most people don't know -- except for Me & George W. and a few others -- is this:
Not only was al-Zarqawi a terrorist, he was gay and had just booked a flight to Massachusetts so that he could marry his terrorist boyfriend!

That's right. And now think about this: On Wednesday the Senate rejected a constitutional amendment to support non-gay marriage, effectively killing the measure in the Senate for this year.

Me & George W. know that the Constitutional amendment supporting non-gay marriage needs to be brought up again for a vote immediately. And that the immigration bill must be passed. Both measures are critical to keeping America safe, strong and straight!

God bless American freedom! Death to gay immigrant Islamic terrorists!

Technorati Tags: , , ,

2 comments:

Moderator said...

Did you see the missles that penetrated his deeply hidden bunker? They were huge!

zhila said...

Zarqawi is not dead! I spotted him with his boyfriend in Chelsea. He was wearing cutoffs, and I'd recognize those legs anywhere.