Monday, June 12, 2006

Reports of Al-Zarqawi's Death Greatly Exaggerated -- Again!

According to yet another well-placed source, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the mastermind behind hundreds of bombings, kidnappings and beheadings in Iraq, was spotted walking the streets on New York's Madison Avenue wearing white Ralph Lauren shorts today. (See post below for first sighting).

The source spotted him with another male, presumably his boyfriend (see two previous posts below). The other male was speaking to Zarqawi in Spanish, and is thought to be a Mexican immigrant.

This latest eyewitness account of al-Zarqawi cruising the streets of New York proves that New York City is incapable of capturing terrorists and executing them, and also incapable of rooting out and deporting marriageable homosexuals and Mexican immigrants.

It's this kind of incompetence that proves New York deserved to have its Federal anti-terror grant money cut. Me & George W. know that until they can clean up their streets they shouldn't get another penny of the American people's hard-earned tax money.

Yes, once again liberal New Yorkers and terrorists have put American lives in danger like they did on 9/11. Not only in danger of terrorist attacks, but in danger of gay Mexican immigrant predators who will stop at nothing to destroy the one-man one-woman tradition of American marriage!

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4 comments:

Queen, III said...

Gay Mexicain Immigrants are indeed a threat to society as a whole! If we don't do something to control the problem it will be very difficult to find a fully- stocked ArmaniExchange store ANYWHERE! And that will certainly be a tragedy.

Cup said...

Mr. Sark, you're near Manhattan - get over to Chelsea and show that tittering terrorist some Decider resolve!

Moderator said...

It's reigning men.

Anonymous said...

You know, I was wondering about why they were lowering our anti-terrorist funds, but now that you explain it from your and Mr. Bush's perspective, well, I understand now. Thanks again for clearing up another issue for me.