Just another example of the amazing similarity between the lives of Me & George W.! Read these excerpts from our speeches and see if you don't agree:
PRESDIDENT BUSH (at CIA HQ): The men and women who work here at the CIA have got a tough job and a really important job. You must penetrate closed societies and secretive organizations. You must master foreign languages and deal with unfamiliar cultures. Much of your work is secret, and American lives depend on that work remaining secret. America appreciates the good work you're doing, and so do I.
PAUL M. SARK (at Fortune 500 Company, Marketing Division): The men and women who work here at the AX Corp. have got a tough job and a really important job. You must penetrate the closed minds of consumers and unravel their secrets. To win globally, you must master foreign languages and deal with unfamiliar cultures. Much of your work is secretive, and American lives depend on that work remaining secret until you roll out that global ad campaign. America appreciates the good work you're doing, and so do I!
Me & George W. both know that in order to understand your potential clients you've first got to penetrate them. Secretly at first, then, with overwhelming force!
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4 comments:
Damn. You Deciders are hot.
Thank you for protecting freedom via ad campaigns.
I believe that penetration is indeed the key to unity.
I agree with Queen, iii. Only through penetration can freedom reign.
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