President Bush said: "Andy Card has served me and our country in historic times: on a terrible day when America was attacked, during economic recession and recovery, through storms of unprecedented destructive power, in peace and in war." I, Paul Sark, said: Ginger Colby has served as my sister-in-law in historic times: on a terrible day when America was attacked, during my long hiatus from a full-time work, through storms of family recrimination of unpredendented destructive power, in times of relative peace and full-scale in-law war.
Ginger, my approval ratings, now at an all time low because I accidentally read your email and crashed your friend's wedding, are due in large part to you. Your decision to never speak to me again is probably merited, and I resignedly accept it, although I think it's going to make Easter a real bad scene this year.
Clearly, sometimes a cabinet level shake-up is needed -- whether you're the president, or me, Paul M. Sark.
4 comments:
Paul,
I feel for you, but sometimes it's best to simply get a new start. Especially when your approval ratings are so low. In fact, you may want to replace the entire sister-in-law cabal!
Screw you Paul. And btw, you owe me $8.37 from last Saturday. Or did you "forget" again???
Hey, why don't you write a post about the $8,371.093,317,576.91 federal deficit verses YOUR back rent. HAHAHAHAHA.
Ginger, Ginger, Ginger.
Tsk, Tsk. Tsk. Really.
You really must stop promoting family instability with these insurgent attacks!
Just because you helped me out with on my rent once or twice back twenty years ago -- c'mon -- can't you just let it go?
And the federal deficit is rising because it's helping us promote freedom from terrorists all over the world.
What if the two of you sit down with a family counselor. I know a real nice lady named Condi - I think she might be able to help.
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