GEORGE W. BUSH REPEATS HIMSELF -- AND SO DO I!

Every day brings another correlation between my life and the life of our president George W. Bush!

Yesterday George W. Bush gave a speech about Iraq which repeated in slightly different words his other recent speeches about Iraq.

Yesterday, I started to tell my co-workers that old story about the police station when I got drunk and tried to break in, except one of my colleagues interrupted me, saying "Isn't this the story where the back of your pants got caught on the chain link fence and you had to wait until the morning so the cops could unhook you?"

It must be really nice to be president and not have people interrupt you when you say the same thing over and over again!