Geoge W. Bush Is A Hottie -- And So Am I!

Remember when President Bush made his famous "Mission Accomplished" speech?

Remember how people remarked on his presidential manliness at that time? Well, I had a very similar experience this weekend; the uncanny similarities between my life and George Bush's life continue to be simply, well, uncanny!

First, here's a couple of examples of what some people said about George W. Bush on that memorable day:

Susan Fields, writing in the Washington Times, said: "George W. was a hottie in his flight suit... He glowed with the pride born of authenticity, declaring the war over and thanking all those appreciative sailors on the decks of the Lincoln."

"I turned on the news," Lisa Schiffren wrote in the Wall Street Journal, "and there was the president, landing on the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln, stepping out of a fighter jet in that amazing uniform, looking--how to put it?--really hot. Also presidential, of course. Not to mention credible as commander in chief. But mostly "hot," as in virile, sexy and powerful."

Now here's what some teenage girls who were sitting at the table next to mine in a Chinese restuarant said to me on Saturday:

Girl 1: Um, hi. Sir. Um, could I like ask you a question? Like are those jeans like really old jeans, like from when you were like a teenager, because they look really old, and that's hot, you know, in case you didn't know.

Girl 2: Yeah, like, really, authentic. Um, could you, like, pass the soy sauce?

As you can imagine, I walked out of that restaurant feeling virile, sexy, hot, and, like George W. Bush, authentically, credibly, presidential!