Thursday, May 25, 2006

Bush Endorses Nuclear Energy -- And So Do I!

George W. and his energy advisors know that the oil in the Mideast is not going to last forever.

Me & George W. know the only real solution is nuclear power -- nothing else, end of story, period. Wind and sun power is just plain stupid, and, of course, a favorite of tree hugging liberal socialists everywhere. I mean, hello -- Al Gore anyone?


Read what George W. said yesterday about nuclear power, then read what I said on the same topic to the gas jockey when I was gassing up on my way back to New York from a client visit. Be prepared for another uncanny similarity between Me & George W.

President Bush to a crowd at a generating plant in Pottstown, PA, said: "The important thing for the American people to understand is this concept: One, nuclear power is abundant and affordable. In other words, you have nuclear power plants, you can say, we've got an abundant amount of electricity. And once you get the plant up and running, the operating costs of these plants are significantly lower than other forms of electricity plants, which means the energy is affordable."

Paul M. Sark on Wednesday said to a gas jockey in Jersey: "The important thing for the American people to understand is this concept: One, we need abundant and affordable energy and that means one thing: more oil while we can get it, and if a few polar bears or a few Muslims get their knickers in a twist over that, then, well, let them call the U.N. Then, when it runs out, we go nuclear. And as for that nuclear waste that the liberals all worry about? There's plenty of places and ways to dispose of it. Nobody's using the moon, for instance, and there's lots of basements in Chernobyl nobody's using either. So gas me up, buddy and let the good times roll!

I'm sure George W. got a warm welcome when he delivered his message to the fine people in Pottstown. I know my message certainly convinced Krishna in Piscataway!

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2 comments:

Cup said...

It's uncanny how you two have a firm grasp and strikingly similar solutions. I can go to sleep tonight, knowing that those melting polar bears may one day be romping on nuclear waste. Thank you, Mr. Sark.

Anonymous said...

I agree with you and George W 100% as usual, Paul. We can also sink the nukular waste to the bottom of the ocean. Where's the harm in that? Sheesh. I like your Chernobyl basements idea, tho'. That's just common sense thinking.