Today in his radio address, George Bush said nearly same exact thing he said the other day -- that the NSA is not trolling the lives of innocent Americans. Because my life is so amazingly similar to George W.'s, I know that he would prefer not to have to repeat himself, which I'll explain in just a second. But first, see how he said almost the same identical thing in less than 48 hours.
On Thursday he said: We're not mining or trolling through the personal lives of millions of innocent Americans. Our efforts are focused on links to al Qaeda and their known affiliates.
Today he said: We are not trolling through the personal lives of millions of innocent Americans. Our efforts are focused on links to al Qaeda terrorists and its affiliates who want to harm the American people.
Now, me and George W. don't like to repeat ourselves over and over again. We would prefer not to say anything and just leave it at that. Liberals talk. Men decide.
But the liberal media are such money-grubbers, they can't just leave it alone. Always whipping people up so they'll buy newspapers and magazines and watch TV. Always pretending to want explanations about everything: "Why did the NSA build a giant database of Americans' phone calls? Why is the NSA spying on little old lady Quakers?" Ka-ching! Ka-ching!
Now me and George W. are not against making money. Making money is what keeps America strong and free and we know that like we know the teachings of the Lord God who blesses us with this bounty every day.
This week getting the American people all whipped up with wild stories about government spying is how the liberal media is making their money. And if you think back to 9/11, it's how they've been making their money ever since.
Big headlines about weapons of mass destruction back then. Big headlines about the killers, Saddam and Osama. Big headlines about shock and awe. Me and George W., on the other hand, were speaking softly and carrying our big sticks. Or at least trying to.
So, I will say here what George W. cannot say because he's such a good man: not only is making money this way just plain wrong, it's immoral. And because it's immoral, it's un-American.
I can already see what the liberals are going to say to me now that I've told the truth about them. They'll say that it was George Bush who got the American people whipped up with wild stories, and he's making plenty of money for his friends at Halliburton and Exxon-Mobil. Ha!
This is kind of ridiculous drivel liberals always come out with. Well, how do they explain the fact that government is deeper in debt than it has ever been? How is that "making money," huh?
Let's hear you snswer that one, all you money-grubbing liberals out there! And don't you dare say that me and George W. repeat ourselves over and over. If you'd just stop your whining we wouldn't have to!
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