George W. Bush says his best day as president was when he caught a big fish from his own pond. My best day during his presidency was also the day he caught that big fish. But why, you may ask. Read the news story below, and then below to see why his best day was my best day, too!
BERLIN (Reuters) - U.S. President George W. Bush told a German newspaper his best moment in more than five years in office was catching a big perch in his own lake.
"You know, I've experienced many great moments and it's hard to name the best," Bush told weekly Bild am Sonntag when asked about his high point since becoming president in January 2001.
"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound (3.402 kilos) perch in my lake," he told the newspaper in an interview published on Sunday.
Here's why it was my best day, too:
The day George W. caught that perch was my best day too because a president of the people, by the people and for the people must take pleasure in the simple and pleasurable things of life.
Whether it's baiting hooks or baiting liberals, whether it's the pride of ownership you get when you catch a fish from your own lake, or the satisfaction of knowing that someone else will cook it for you, the pleasure is the same whether you're president or just a regular person. And that's important.
Fishing requires hard work to know what kind of bait or fly to use in what season. It requires patience and a strong character. It requires a six pack or two usually, too. And it requires that you stand in one place for hours and hours your senses alive to every signal the world sends you. Like signals from evil terrorists.
Not only do me and George W. share similar lives, but so does every man who ever caught a fish and who knew that it's better to teach someone to fish than to just give them a fish. And that's important, too.
On the other hand, Liberals give out stinking rotten liberal handout fish which ultimately makes people so dependent on fish that they don't see that they have become corrupted, too.
Tax and spend liberals can never understand the simple pleasure of catching your own food from your own lake. They would seek to nationalize lakes and the fish in them, too!
So when George W. caught that fish in his own lake he was catching it not just for himself, but also for every American who knows that government handouts are evil, that we must all fish for ourselves, and that the best fishers are the best people, just like me and George W. do!
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4 comments:
Fish catchers make better deciderators. So what kind of library will Paul Sark leave as his legacy? The chief decider wants to have a think tank kind of thing. I think he means he used to get tanked and now he thinks about it.
I do alot of thinking in front of my own tank. What about you, Paul? What are your deep tank thoughts? Have to go and yank the chain now.
Mr. Sark, President Bush will leave office in just a few years and Republicans everywhere angling for the Executive Branch. Can you say whether or not you will run in the 2008 election?
Two excellent questions!
First, Mr. Steverino's: Like George W., I am a decider, or decisioneer, as I like to say. So my library will be a catalog of my greatest decisions. Number one will be accepting Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior. Number two will be the liberation of Iraq from the evil dictator. Although I didn't actually order the troops in, I did agree it was our only option.
Second, Mr. Miller's: All options are on the table for me and 2008, and for the liberation of Iran, too.
Thanks for your interest. Keep those cards and letter coming in!
What a thrilling prospect! It would be like having Pres. Bush for an additional 8 years! Think of it!
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