Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Bush's Common Sense -- And Mine, Too!

Paul M. Sark, does your R stand for "Rainbow"? asks Beth in a comment on the post immediately below.

Let me answer that question with the definitions for "Sark" and "Bush." First, here's the entry for "Sark" in the Merriam Webster online dictionary:

Pronunciation: 'särk
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English (Sc) serk, from Old English serc; akin to Old Norse serkr shirt
dialect chiefly British : SHIRT


Now, here's the entry for "Bush":

Pronunciation: 'bush
Function: noun
Usage: often attributive
Etymology: Middle English; akin to Old High German busc forest
1 a : SHRUB; especially : a low densely branched shrub b : a close thicket of shrubs suggesting a single plant

Me & George W. are proud our last names come from Old and Middle English, German and Old Norse. All these peoples were proud advocates of freedom. And when invasion was called for, they were all pretty johnny-on-the-spot. Just like me & George W.!

We are also proud of the fact that our names are the names of common things.

You know, not only do we have a lot in common me & George W., but we identify with the common man and share much in common with him.

Including the common man's common sense and common decency. Which liberals, of course, do not have. Which is why they are who they are.

Like Kerry -- that's not a common noun. Or Feingold. Or Pelosi. Or Edwards. Or Kennedy. All uncommon.

No wonder they're out of touch with the common man! And woman, too, for that matter. Although I think the Kennedy's were always touching women, both common and uncommon.

Do I need add -- if you know what I mean?

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4 comments:

Cup said...

Again, I'm proud to have inspired another column ... and yet chastened for thinking such a liberal thing as a rainbow in your name. Keep the common thing alive!

Moderator said...

Common sense is so uncommon - except for you and George W.!

Anonymous said...

I'm so pleased that you have revealed the origins of the proud Sark name. Shirt and Shrub. Common as hell and damned proud of it.

Anonymous said...

FOR GOD SAKE, **** PLEASE,,DEAR.BİG PRESİDENT GEORGE W BUSH READ TO İMPORTANT LETTER FOR SENT TO 500.000 USD FOR COMPLETE PRENCESS LADY DİANA PROJECT.
*** ** 1)the project of Diana will cause a big echo in the world

****FOR GOD SAKE, CIA READ TO THIS İMPORTANT LETTER FOR SENT TO LETTER FOR BİG PRESİDENT GEORGE W BUSH!!!,
**BECAUSE,İT İS VERY VERY İMPORTANT A DİANA PROJECT AND LETTER FOR BUSH,LAURA,JENNA,CIA,AMERİKA,ENGLAND,İSRAEL,EUROPE AND THE WORLD.
**FOR GOD SAKE, PLEASE BİG PRESİDENT BUSH AND CIA SENT TO 500.000 USD FOR COMPLETE TO PROJECT OF PRENCESS LADY DİANA :).
***
With Reference President George W Bush Letter.
.03./..12. 2007
To whom it may concern;

We are writing to President George W Bush with reference of President
George W Bush Letter about Lady Diana Project. We kindly ask you to convey
the letter below to dear George W Bush.

We are looking forward to a reply from you,

Best Regards,

Mr.Yakup Kaymaz
Writer
E mail.yakupkaymaz@hotmail.com
Tel:0090 537 404 71 61 or 0090 222 33 80 654
Adress:Orta mh Okul sk no 15/2 Muttalıp Eskisehir Turkey
Added of Decument:
2.) With letter of President George W Bus
With respect in memory of prencess lady diana
06 november 2007

Try not to become a man of success, but rather to become a man of value. He
is considered successful in our day who gets more out of life than he puts
in. But a man of value will give more than he receives."
Albert Einstein 02 october 2007

Rumsfeld who is Secretary of defense in USA says President Bush is more
intelligent leader than many people suppose.
Rumsfeld
American writer thinks what Bush, President of fifty two powerful states,
says becomes.
American Writer.

Dear.Big President Brother.George W Bush,
important:

Could you , valuable President BUSH, provide that 1.000.000usd can be sent by you for Diana Project before your work time has finished ? Please do not give up supporting. The President of Lions Club and the council of Lions Club want you to send money resource immediately and they say that Mr.Bush send money.

We want that Diana Project and its writer should be protected by cıa Service via your direction,valuable Present Bush.Also,we want that money should be sent with cultural and art support by cıa company.
References
Your support letter and the letter we sent to Laura Bush
The letter we sent to British Princess Elizabeth and the letter we sent to
Tony Blaira,the support letters of American senator, the letter we sent to
the president of Linos clubs ,Ross,

Subject: I request that your daughter, Jenna Bush should be consultant and
director of Lady Diana project which has international culture value and
your support letter and your support for the project should keep on because
the project is about the importance for other countries as America, Israel,
and England.

I present my affection and regard. We are grateful to your support letter,
based on the letter we wrote for the project of Princess Lady Diana and our
demand as financial support 500.000 usd(five hundred thousand
dollards)...USD limited. We thank sincerely.

The Diana project which has value of the international art and culture works
will be presented with the following companies in the Presidency of your
daughter, Jenna Bush, who graduated from English Language Literature. You
will be proud of your daughter. This project has a good financial advantage.
The names of companies;
1.) Book of Diana by Trafford Publishing /Canada, UK, Virgin Publishing
England
2.)Music Album of Diana (poems,songs) by Universal and PolyGram Music
Publishing England, Atlantic Music Publishing USA (we completed to 3 demo
music cassette of diana,it is interest and very nice a music of diana
,universal and atlattic offered to us for music album,)
3.) Television Program by Fox Television by USA, Masterley Television
Israel,
4.)Web site of Diana: www.superdianas.cjb.net, by yahoo.com England, and
by google.com USA.

I demand that the consortium which involves in these companies in the
presidency of your daughter, Jenna Bush and British Professor said the book
of Diana is able to be nominated for Nobel Art Prize should be directed by
Jenna Bush, your daughter.

I know that your daughter, Jenna Bush, graduated from English Language
Literature and she has taken a good education. We need your daughter's
support in the project of Lady Diana.
This project is precious one which is possible to put into practice in
twenty eight states of England, fifty two states of America, Japan, Austria,
New Zealand, China, Canada, every country of the world.

We have done everything you wanted in your letter. We called Bill Clinton
but he was busy. We wrote letter but we could not have any response. We sent
letter to Fidel Castro but we could not hace any response. We were
unpleased. We applied to the foundation of Clinton but we could not have any
response. We wanted financial support for the project 500.000 USD limited
(five hundred thousand ). We can be grateful if financial support is
1.000.000 .USD limited (one milllion dollars).
1) Could you negotiate with Jewish businessmen in America? Jewish
businessmen can donate 1.000.000usd..USD limited with financial support for
the project. The Arbusic Energy Company which you made of presidency can
donate 1.000.000usd.USD limited or via your minister, Dick Cheney 1.000.000
USD limited support can be provided from Halibutan Petroleum Company.
2) Could you negotiate (or Call to telephone) this subject with Recep Tayyip
Erdogan, the president of Turkey, who will negotiate with you in the oval
office? The prime ministry publicity agency or Culture ministry in Turkey
can provide financial support.1.000.000 USD limited for the project.
Princess Lady Diana Project can be used in twenty eight countries of Europe,
America and many countries around the world for presentation of Turkey's
art, culture, history and touristic places. This project is important. I was
followed by some people with wireless device. I think that unnecessary
situation like this should not be. We request that this Diana project and
its writer should be protected. We demand that 1.000.000.USD limited
financial support for Diana project should be sent to defined address and
name without hindrance. We request that precaution should be taken for this
demand and the letters that will be sent should not be blocked. This project
is important for the world culture. In addition, the project will be big
career for your daughter, Jenna Bush. We think that your daughter will write
book after this project. The painter will make your picture with oil color
and we will send you as a gift.

We will wait for your response and present our regard.

Best regards

sir.Yakup Kaymaz
writer
E mail.userluck222@hotmail.com, or yakupkaymaz@hotmail.com
adress:orta mh okul sk no 15/2 post code 26000 muttalıp eskişehir Turkey
tel:0090 537 404 71 61 or 0090 222 33 80 654
We love to Prencess Lady Diana and all People of World

P.S Your name will be written to the list for immortal people who support
this project.

P.S. This diana project is very important for You,America,jenna
!,England,Ä°srael,Europe,All Country, The world !.
P.S laura bush must to be read to thıs leter!!!!,(it is very important lady
Jenna Bush!!!
P.S. AlGore said that us, you always write to president george w bush
P.S We prayed to bıg god for bush sent to money for complete to diana
project.

P.S. I laughed at this film and we made music for Diana which is
interesting. We suggest that you should listen to this song. Why did you, my
valuable President, laughed at this film?
If you give opportunity, I want to bring the portrait which will be made for
you to the Oval Office, White House and I want to visit and thank you. ,We
love and respect to you
In the reporters, NEW WORLD ORDER-BUSH, KERRY DODGE SKULL&BONES QUESTIONS
from
.S ** 1)the project of Diana will cause a big echo in the world
P.S ***2)This project will catch the attention of many and even more it
will shock people over the world.
P.S 3)This project will affect people's psychology over the world.
P.S 4) Your daughter will be there forever with you whenever you fall
sick and when you get older.
In response to your message titled "DEAR. USA OF PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH,
PLEASE
WRITE TO US, PELASE READ TO THIS LETTER. CIA!!!"
At: http://network54.com/Forum/message?messageid=1134138803&forumid=27708

The Real Banker has replied (with title "Bush asked me to respond to your
letter."):

Stop sending me emails, faxes and for God's sake, stop calling me!

Contact: Bill Clinton at (927)932-0933 and tell him that I sent you.

God's speed!

George W. Bush

PS: Have you considered contacting Mr. Fidel Castro? Last I heard, he was
looking for humanitarian projects to fund.

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